just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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