she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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