Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
