how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Gay?
German.
Pity.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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