Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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