You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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