i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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