he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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