i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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