just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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