Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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