there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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