"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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