Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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