im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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