Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
handjob tips. give me some.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
it glows. i had to have it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
