that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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