You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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