No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
