Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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