Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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