Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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