I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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