This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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