Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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