so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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