when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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