what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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