her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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