The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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