people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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