...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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