U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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