weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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