Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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