After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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