Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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