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(203): View more from Connecticut

Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge

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(707): View more from California

she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.

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Totally acceptable.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey

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(949): View more from California

I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious

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