So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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