a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You smell like stripper and shame
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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