youre lurking in front of me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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