Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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