they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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