Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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