omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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