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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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