make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just had sex on a roof
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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