I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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