Its about making memories worth repressing
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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