There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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