it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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