Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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