Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
