i would punch a child for taco bell
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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