So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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